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Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun)

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ladyofthelagoon:

renegadepineapple:

brownpaperpackagestiedupinstring:

This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.

fUck

one year the university of chicago’s admission essay was “relate play-doh to plato” and i wish i could have applied and just sent this picture

(Source: viktor-crumb)

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breathofbrine:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*

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the-hypocritical-critic:

If Dalton were a TV series, I would put so many running gags in the background…

Spencer eats snacks constantly and takes snacks out of his pockets and offers them to other people.

Derek takes pictures of his coffee and posts them up on Instagram.

Whenever Justin gets into a car, he looks really confused because he’s still adjusting to the idea that the driver’s seat is on the wrong side.

So many things I would do.

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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  1. Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
  2. Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.