I had this on my old blog—This is how Julian Larson sounds in my head.
In the spirit of the CP’s update, and the fact that my voicecast, Jake Barker, was just voted off of The Voice, I figured I would bring it back. Enjoy :)
if you think julian “let me jump out of this window” larson won’t make sure he has the biggest “sup fucks i’m alive” entrance in the world, we’re going to need to have a talk. because that drama queen is probably buying the fog machine and unicorn he will ride in on as we speak.
Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world.
That is rape culture
THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY
Reed: (hiding under a pile of pillows) PUT THAT AWAY.
Reed: (wails, muffled) HE LOOKS LIKE HE OWNS A DRUG CARTEL.
Kurt: (deadpan) I’ve seen chocolate factory owners dressed better than that.
Reed: (prods Kurt through the layers of blankets and pillows) NOT HELPING.
Kurt: I wasn’t actually trying to.
It’s gonna be okay, Reed bb. XD Just walk it off. Walk it off, it’ll be alright. XD
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god